Angels - explained by children....

Explained By Children

I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold.
-Gregory, age 5


Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why,?but scientists are working on it
-Olive, age 9


It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die.
Then you go to Heaven, and then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.
-Matthew, age 9


Angels work for God and watch over kids when God
has to go do something else.
-Mitchell, age 7


My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science.
-Henry, age 8



Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!
-Jack, age 6


Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up
to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.
-Daniel, age 9


When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath again,? somewhere there's a tornado.
-Reagan, age 10


Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy.
If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter.
-Sara, age 6


Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his
son, who's a very good carpenter.
-Jared, age 8


All angels are girls because they gotta wear
dresses and boys didn't go for it.
-Antonio, age 9


My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got
a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth.
-Ashley ~ age 9


Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal
sick animals and pets. And if
they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it.
-Vicki, age 8


What I don't get about angels is why, when someone
is in love, they shoot arrows at them.
-Sarah, age 7

Proofreading-A Dying Art

Evidence that common sense has died.

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading20was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

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I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No crap, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have t hat effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A while
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?

A change for the worse???

Lately, I am feeling that I lost control of my life. I have no say in what is going on around me and I feel blue lots of times. I can find no peace at home and all my instincts just yell "run" to me but there's nothing much I can do about it.
Life has deteriorated. I am no longer my own boss. I feel like a cat on a hot tin roof all the time, just worrying about the time I take a wrong step and scald my paw or fall off the roof.
I feel like I'm caught in the middle and I do not know how to make my stand or even if I can make my own stand. Problem is this is NOT my home. I can't simply put my things anywhere I want or do anything I want as I wish.
I am now staying with my MIL and she makes it clear this is HER home and her RULES have to be abide.
I feel like I'm drowning. I am stressed out and the only place I can turn to and vent my frustrations, share my thoughts is here via my blog.
I somehow knew this would happen but well, I had agreed to move back here because I felt sorry for my MIL, since all this while she had been living alone and she's already 70 years old, and my hubby want to take care of his mother and be close to keep her company.
I am trapped. I do not know what to do. All I know is that I need to be patient, tolerant and keep out of everyone's way. How do I regain control of my life I wonder? No one knows how I feel. My husband do not know how I feel. For now, I am just grinning and bearing it... but for how long, I can take it, I really do not know...
How do I make my stand without ruffling anyone's feathers and make myself happy???? For now, it's only my books and getting online that allows me to maintain my sanity and calm my nerves.

Why we have to be caring and concern for our friends...

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package


"What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered.He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed this warning : "There is a mousetrap in the house!There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The chicken clucked and scratched,raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me.I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house!There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray..Be assured you are in my prayers."

The mouse turned to the cow and said,"There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you,but it's no skin off my nose."

So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected,to face the farmer's mousetrap . . .. Alone.. . ..

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- the sound Of a mousetrap catching its prey.

The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught.In the darkness, she did not see it.
It was a venomous snake whose tail was caught in the trap.The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital. When she returned home she still had a fever.Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup.

So the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient:

But his wife's sickness continued.Friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them,the farmer butchered the pig.

But, alas, the farmer's wife did not get well... She died.

So many people came for her funeral that the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them for the funeral luncheon.

And the mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.

So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and you think it doesn't concern you, remember ---

When one of us is threatened, we are all at risk. We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.

Words for women to live by....

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tyres or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life, who might need a reason to smile!(this one was sent to me via email by my dear pal Bev from UK!!!)

Selamat Ramadhan kepada semua...

Salam Ramadhan di hulur, keberkatan di pinta, keinsafan di cari, keistimewaan di nikmati dan di sulami amalan, ketenangan, ketabahan agar dugaan di hindari dari mencemari kesuciannya..

Jika semua HARTA adalah RACUN, maka ZAKAT lah penawarnya,
Jika seluruh UMUR adalah DOSA, maka TAQWA dan TOBAT ubatnya,
Jika semua BULAN adalah NODA, maka RAMADHANLAH pemutihnya.
Menjelang ketibaan Bulan Suci,
Mohon dibukakan pintu kemaafan atas segala kesilapan dan kealpaan yang sengaja atau tidak disengajakan...

Kepada semua orang beragama Islam di Malaysia, Singapura, Brunei, Indonesia, SELAMAT MENJALANI IBADAH PUASA ...

Kids these days... sighhhh

Arggghhh... Am a little furious with kids these days... They are so self centred, and selfish at times. Never mind my own kids, my step kids, my nieces and nephews or my friend's kids and such. Their parents (myself included) have spoiled them beyond redemption. They have maids, handphones, computers, sometimes laptops, playstations, etc.. they have whatever they want and they are so lazy nowadays.

A fine example is this evening, not having any maid in the house since our maid absconded a couple of days ago, after spending a few back breaking hours preparing dinner for the breaking of fasting, and eating, I asked my niece and my step daughter to help with cleaning and washing up and would you just believe it, they just laughed and said no and went to the hall, with no guilt or sympathy at all!!

If I were to do that to my mother or so I would have had a tongue lashing if not a raw butt from being caned. They could have at least offered to clean the table or so but just totally avoided doing anything to help up cleaning up!!!

OH MY GAWD.. I really pray these kids study super hard to get good grades and be very successful in life and afford their own maids or else, I can't begin to imagine how their lives would be or if they get married to a very strict and traditional mother in law like mine is... (shudder)

*fume*... kids.... sighhh... they have no sense of responsibility, or helpfullness. Only seeking their parents if they want something that cost moolah!!! And that applies to even just my little 5 year old!!!!

HELPPPPP

Caning a woman/model for drinking beer??

PETALING JAYA: The case of model Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno, who is to be caned for drinking beer, has caught international attention.

From Australia to Indonesia, Thailand, China, Germany, the United States and Britain, news of her impending sentence has thrust Kartika into the international limelight and into most blog chats.

CNN (Cable News Network), BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) and other leading television stations have also highlighted her case as one of the top stories of the day.

They carried a story of her predicament yesterday, especially when her sentence was temporarily aborted because of the fasting month.

It was also among the top stories for CNN and BBC with both websites listing it as the fifth most popularly read story.

A Google search for her full name resulted in 63,900 hits while there were over 1,700 news stories on Kartika.

There was also a Facebook account listed as “HELP Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno”.

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Stop giving Islam a bad name and stop humiliating Kartika, she has learnt her lesson. Just slap her with a fine and a warning and let her go. There are millions of other Muslims drinking alcohol and doing worse things then just that!!!(drugs, hurting others, abusing others, neglecting children or parents and so on- go turn the spotlight there!!!!)

In my younger years I've also done my fair share of alcohol (drinking Baileys, Cordon Bleu, eating Tiramisu, and some chicken dish cooked with beer) and have since never touched any alcohol for the past 10 or more years. (anyone want to arrest me too and beat me up because I have confessed here in public cyberspace?)

Islam is suppose to be forgiving, a serene way of life in moderation, not violent and unforgiving like the picture which we are painting for the whole world to see. First it was Muslims are fanatic terrorists killing in the name of Allah, now, we are fanatics who beat women up just for drinking alcohol. If it was the latter, I would never have converted to be a Muslim.

God is almighty and all forgiving... it's humans that are NOT....and we are so making other people from other religions fear us and ridicule us with all these crap things going on...

Kartika may have done wrong, but who has not done any sin at all in their lives?? Like the prostitute about to be stone to death in the village and Jesus/Nabi Isa said... " let the person who has never done any sin in his life cast the first stone" and no one did as everyone has in some point of life sinned!!! Let Kartika go...

Err... I'm a freaky sex addict with a sexy smile who smoked with your dealer because I smoke crack..Hmmm

I went to my friend's blog read this, kinda got tagged since I read it and copied it and posting my answers here now...

First, add “I’m a/an” on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions.

Tag 10 or more people
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy


What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[x]Other = sex addict


What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart
[x]Black = with a sexy smile
[ ]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[ ]Light Brown = who loves to be different
[ ]Dirty blonde= with a nice ass
[ ]Bald = with herpes


Pick the month you were born on:
[ ]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[ ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[x]6 = who smoked with
[ ]7 = who banged
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who slept with
[ ]12 = who ran naked with


Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = my lover
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a jew
[ ]17 = a pickle
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = my mom
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[x]29 = your dealer
[ ]30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma


Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ]Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I’m a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I’m gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[ ]Other = because that’s how I roll
[ ]Green = because I’m good in bed
[x]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I’ve got abs


whoever feels like doing this, please be my guest. it's fun.

Some mind boggling mysteries of the Holy Quran

Very interesting discoveries of Dr. Tariq Al Swaidan might grasp your attention:

Dr.Tarig Al Swaidan discovered some verses in the Holy Qur'an that mention one thing is equal to another,

i.e. men are equal to women.

Although this makes sense grammatically, the astonishing fact is that the number of times the word man appears in the Holy Qur'an is 24 and number of times the word woman appears is also 24, therefore not only is this phrase correct in the grammatical sense but also true mathematically,

i.e. 24 = 24.

Upon further analysis of various verses, he discovered that this is consistent throughout the whole Holy Qur'an where it says one thing is like another.

See below for astonishing result of the words mentioned number of times in Arabic
Holy Qur'an

Dunia (one name for life) 115 . Aakhirat (one name for the life after this world) 115

Malaika (Angels) 88 . Shayteen (Satan) 88

Life 145 ...... Death 145

Benefit 50 . Corrupt 50

People 50 .. Messengers 50

Eblees (king of devils) 11 . Seek refuge from Eblees 11

Museebah (calamity) 75 . Thanks ! 75

Spending (Sadaqah) 73 . Satisfaction 73

People who are mislead 17 .D Dead people 17

Muslimeen 41 .J Jihad 41

Gold 8 ..E Easy life 8

Magic 60 .F Fitnah (dissuasion, misleading) ! 60

Zakat (Taxes Muslims pay to the poor) 32 ....

Barakah (Increasing or blessings of wealth) 32

Mind 49 .N Noor 49

Tongue 25 .S Sermon 25

Desite 8 .F Fear 8

Speaking publicly 18 .P Publicising 18

Hardship 114 .... Patience 114

Muhammad(saw) 4 .S Sharee'ah (Muhammad (saw) teachings) 4

Man 24 . Woman 24

And amazingly enough have a look how many times the following words appear:

Salat(prayer) 5 , Month 12 , Day 365 ,

Sea 32 , Land 13

Sea + land = 32 + 13= 45

Sea = 32/45*100q.= 71.11111111%

Land = 13/45*100 = 28.88888889%

Sea + land 100.00%

Modern science has only recently proven that the water covers 71.111% of the earth, while the land covers 28.889%.

Is this a coincidence? Question is that Who taught Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) all this?

Reply automatically comes in mind that ALMIGHTY ALLAH taught him.

This the Holy Qur'an also tells us.

Aayah 87 of Suraa (Chapter) Al-Anbia

para 17:

LA ILAHA ILA ANTA

SUBHANAKA INI KUNTU MINA ZALIMEEN.

Current problems stressing me up..

It's not easy living with my M I L. She is a very complicated woman to live with. But we've promised to move and have also moved 70% of our things and backing out is not an option.
Living with her is like living with a lioness. Though tame, you never know when she will turn around and bite or in this case, snarl at you.
She has too many rules and regulations and well, wants everything done her way, compromise and such half forgotten. I'm already fastening my seat belt to hold on for a bumpy, a very bumpy ride and feeling like a cat tip toeing on a hot tin roof wondering when I'm gonna get burnt.
My M I L can be a very, very nice lady at times but at times very moody and temperamental, and that's where my beloved husband and his siblings gets their fiery hot temper from but in comparison with the others, my husband's temper is usually held in check.
We have a new maid, who is young, and sweet. She is a very good girl, and is charged with housework and also taking care of my little daughter Anne when I am out to work but I fear that this sweet and nice maid will not last and will probably do a runner like all the others because of the mental stress my dear M I L subject her to.
Heck, if I were to be working for someone and even earning 10 grand a month but my superior or boss subject me to so much mental stress and pressure, I will also do a runner.
Don't know why some people in general think that by paying someone just a measly RM500 or RM600 enables you to enslave a person and make them your slave and that they have no say or feelings or opinions. Think, people, think, if someone were to give you a grand salary of even 10 or 20 grand a month and subject you to all that pressure, beating you up, scolding you, starving you and all that you read in the papers of how people treat their maids or even just giving you lots of mental torture and make life miserable, make you feel like you are nothing, would you work with them a long time? Sigh. Some people just do not THINK.
Anyway my M I L does not really ill treat her maids, just lavish them with stress and fear so that they won't "get above themselves or climb on top of the employer's head" according to her.
I'm also getting lots of stress from all this happenings. Bad enough that I have to put up with my husband's mood swings, tantrums and PMS -yeah, he has that too- at times and now with my M I L and my maid's stress and worrying that our maid will do a runner soon. Not that I blame her, I've become fond of her but well.. I myself would run if I could. LOL
I'm actually living with so much stress myself, with having to subject myself with everyone's mood swings, can't find my things which is all over the boxes and cramped in tiny spaces I'm beginning to feel like a bag lady or Harry Potter living under the stairs at Little Whinging.
I'm getting stuck, my things are all cramped in a corner-heck- I can't even find my underwear sometimes, I have to put up with veilled comments-my M I L has a way of pinning the blame on the maid and making me feel guilty as the poor thing then becomes my whipping girl(you know, the one where someone else gets beaten or scolded for what you've done ) have not much say in this and I feel utterly hopeless but what can I say or do...
Let's see how patient I can be.. This is really testing my patience and somehow I have a very extremely trying life-right back to the time when I was born, which I do not mind ending anytime God decrees it's time for me to go..
I want to write a book, a biography of my life but am just not sure if I can complete it. I'd like to have someone help share and write it with me if possible.. Anyone?

Irish mythology - Tuatha De Danann

There is nothing that fascinates me more then the Tuatha De Danann (ancient Gods/fairies that lived in Ireland so long ago - do they exist? I wish I could meet them)
The Tuatha Dé Danann

Name: Tuatha Dé Danann/ Danaan / Men of Dea

Origin: The Islands of the North - Lochlann (Norway)?

Original Cities: Failias, Gorias, Findias, & Murias

Associated Sites: Magh Tuiredh (Moytura), Brugh na Boinne (Newgrange), Teltown, Co. Meath

Kings: Nuada of the Silver Arm Bres Mac Elatha Lugh the Long-handed, Dagda Bodb Derg

Associated Deities: Danu Medb

Druid: Dagda

Warrior: Oghma

Arts & Crafts: Lugh

Medicine: Dian Cécht

Smithcraft: Goibhniu

Poet: Cairpre son of Oghma

Brazier: Credne

Wright: Luchtaine

Harper: Cas Corach

The Tuatha Dé Danann (which means the people of Danu) arrived in Ireland bearing with them their stone of destiny called the Lia Fail which they placed on the mound of Tara and ever after the rightful kings of Ireland were chosen when it called out. They also brought the spear of Lugh which ensured victory to whoever wielded it, The Sword of Nuada from whom none could escape and the Cauldron of the Dagda from which none would go unsatisfied.

There is a story that they came to Ireland in flying ships but could not land as the Fomorians had set up a great energy field that they could not penetrate. So they had to circle Ireland nine times before finding a breach in the energy field and setting down on Sliabh an Iarainn (The Iron Mountains) in Co. Leitrim.

They clashed with the Fir Bolg (the men of the bags or pot-bellied ones) who they defeated at the first battle of Magh Tuiredh (Moytura) and routed towards the West of Ireland where they allowed them to stay. After defeating the Fir-Bolg they were challenged by the Fomorians and had to fight another battle this time in Co. Roscommon, which became known as the second battle of Magh Tuiredh, they defeated the great Fomorian warrior Balor, and so laid undisputed claim to the land.

They prospered under their two great heroes Nuada of the Silver Arm and Lugh of the Long Arm. They were eventually defeated by the Milesians at Teltown. As they were a magical people they decided to go underground into another dimension of space and time the entrances to which are at many sites around Ireland; one of the most famous being Brugh na Boinne (Newgrange).

It was reputed that only iron weapons could injure them. They became like gods to the later Celtic people and were worshipped as such. They became known as the people of the Sidhe (mounds) and there are many Faery Mounds in existence in Ireland today.

Women are impossible to please.... LOL

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love God

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love God, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love God, love kids and are extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love God, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love God, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince

I'm and have been a Harry Potter fan. I've read all 7 books... and watched all the instalments of the movie and wanting to watch more.
I watched the latest movie on the day it came out here in Malaysia, on my own, skipping work to do so and again with my daughter barely 6 days later.
She loved it and I loved it too...
Try not to miss it if you're a HP fan or even a fan of fantasy stories and such..

Sypnosis : Having returned to power, Death Eaters attack both the Muggle and Wizarding worlds. Lord Voldemort has given Draco Malfoy an assignment. Bellatrix Lestrange goads Severus Snape into making an Unbreakable Vow with Draco's mother, Narcissa, to protect Draco while he works and to carry out the assignment if he fails. Scarred by his experience at the Ministry of Magic with Voldemort, Harry is reluctant to return to school. Dumbledore encourages Harry to continue and takes his help in enticing former Potions Professor Horace Slughorn to return to Hogwarts. Later, while leaving Fred and George's new shop in Diagon Alley, Harry, Ron and Hermione notice Draco associating Death Eaters in Borgin and Burkes, leaving Harry suspicious.

At Hogwarts, Harry and Ron borrow textbooks from the school for Slughorn's Potions class. The previous owner of Harry's copy, the "Half-Blood Prince", has annotated the book with additional instructions and spellcraft that allow Harry to excel in class and win a vial of the luck potion Felix Felicis. Ron becomes a Gryffindor Quidditch hero and attracts the love of Lavender Brown, leaving Hermione heartbroken. Harry is similarly distraught over Ginny Weasley's attraction to Dean Thomas. Harry spends Christmas Break with the Weasleys, during which he discusses the situation at Hogwarts with Order of the Phoenix members Arthur Weasley, Remus Lupin, and Nymphadora Tonks. Bellatrix Lestrange and Fenrir Greyback attack the Burrow and attempt to kidnap Harry. The Order are able to keep everyone safe, but the Burrow goes up in flames.

Draco continues to elude Harry while perfecting the use of a Vanishing Cabinet inside the Room of Requirement. Harry suspects Draco is behind two attempts on Dumbledore's life: one through a cursed necklace (which accidentally hospitalizes Katie Bell), and another through a bottle of poisoned mead (which nearly kills Ron). In a confrontation, Harry duels Draco and uses a curse from the Half-Blood Prince's book which severely injures him. Snape heals Draco while Harry retreats. Ginny convinces Harry to leave the book in the Room of Requirement to prevent using it ever again. While Harry closes his eyes, Ginny hides the book and kisses him.

During private meetings, Dumbledore shows Harry memories of a Tom Riddle (Voldemort's alias) and reveals Slughorn retains a memory critical to Voldemort's defeat. Harry manages to retrieve the memory using Felix Felicis. The memory reveals that Voldemort had been seeking information creating seven Horcruxes, devices that safeguard a portion of the creator's soul, thereby granting him immortality until the Horcruxes are destroyed. Dumbledore recognizes that two of Voldemort's horcruxes, Tom Riddle's diary, and his mother's ring. After locating another Horcrux, Dumbledore requests Harry's help to retrieve it. Deep inside a seaside cave, Harry is forced to make Dumbledore drink a foul, mind-altering potion that hides the Horcrux, a locket. Though gravely weakened by the liquid, Dumbledore is able to defend them from a horde of Inferi and Apparates himself and Harry back to the Astronomy Tower at Hogwarts.

Once there, Dumbledore first tells Harry to fetch Snape for help, but tells him to hide when footsteps approach. Draco appears and reveals that Voldemort has chosen him to kill Dumbledore, but is unable to follow through. Snape arrives, motions to Harry to stay hidden, and joins the throng of Death Eaters that arrive through the Vanishing Cabinet and surround Draco as he hesitates. To Harry's horror, Snape casts the Avada Kedavra curse to murder Dumbledore and then escapes the castle with the other Death Eaters. In their wake, they cast the Dark Mark, destroy the Great Hall, and set fire to Hagrid's Hut. Harry tries to stop them, but Snape deflects Harry's spells and stuns him. Before departing, Snape reveals to Harry that he is the Half-Blood Prince.

While Hogwarts mourns Dumbledore's death, Harry reveals to Ron and Hermione that the locket Horcrux was a fake. The locket contains a message from an "R.A.B." stating he has already taken the real Horcrux and hopes to destroy both it and Voldemort. Rather than return for their final year at Hogwarts, Harry and his friends vow to seek out R.A.B. and the remaining Horcruxes as Dumbledore's phoenix, Fawkes, flies into the horizon.

Brothers, be just to your sisters

Brothers, be just to your sisters

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