Vampire Diaries....

My favourite vampires.... LOL

(Having some time to kill and nothing better to do, here I am listing my favourite vamps.... these are the vamps I do not mind giving all my blood to... LOL -if only they exist... hahahah)


Stefan Salvatore from the Vampire Diaries *Paul Wesley


Vampire Louis from Interview with the Vampire *Brad Pitt


Demitri (the Volturi) and Alice Cullen from New Moon * Charley Bewley and Ashley Greene


James from Twilight * Cam Gigandet


The Vampire Lestat from Queen of the Damned * Stuart Townsend


The Cullens from Twilight * Robert Pattinson, Ashley Green, Peter Facinelli, Elizabeth Reaser, Kellan Lutz, Jackson Rathborne, Nikki Reed


Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer *James Marsters


Eric Northman from True Blood* Alexander Skarsgard


Damon Salvatore from the Vampire Diaries* Ian Somerhalder

Read between the lines!!!! (IN BAHASA MALAYSIA)

KALAU POMPUAN KATA KAT LELAKI......)



1)Kalau pompuan kata : oklah wak, kita sembang lain kali yek.
Maknanya : dah le tu...maleh dah nak sembang ngan ko..boring!


2)Kalau pompuan kata : tak pe,saya tak kisah..
Maknanya : sape kata aku tak kisah?


3)Kalau pompuan kata : kita kawan aje lah ekk..saya memang suka kat awak tapi saya suka sebagai kawan je
Maknanya : aku memang tak nak kat ko..kalo cakap kang penyek plak muka tu..


4)Kalau pompuan kata : eh....u call ekk?i tak de receive call dari u pun...
Maknanya : memang no ko naik tapi saja aku malas nak jawap


5)Kalau pompuan kata : lain kali je la kita keluar, I bz la sekarang ni...nanti I free i call u ,kay?
Maknanya : aku tak nak keluar ngan ko,tak reti2 bahasa lagi ke?


6)Kalau pompuan kata : i sebenarnya tak la memilih sangat.
Maknanya :sape kata aku tak memilih....please. .kalo nak makan pun harap aku belanja, boleh belah la...


7)Kalau pompuan kata :i tak kisah penampilan u macamana pun
Maknanya : ya Rabbi!selekehnya pak we aku...


8)Kalau pompuan kata : lain kali kita keluar lagi ekk?i kena balik balik cepat la...ada hal...
Maknanya : inilah first and last aku keluar ngan ko...


9)Kalau pompuan kata :saya suka lelaki yg mcm ni... mcm tu..bla...bla. ..bla...
Maknanya : excuse me!ciri2 tu tak de kat ko..so.. paham2 sendiri la


10)Kalau pompuan kata : u keje kat mana? as what?
Maknanya :kalo setakat keje ntah hapa2 tak payah le ngorat aku...

LMAO - Once upon a time....

(a friend of mine sent this in the email for me... just sharing it with my Malaysian and Indonesian friends who can understand it... LOL)

Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap: Woow, cool giler...
Kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap: Eh perasan bagus...

Kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat
Perempuan akan kata: nobody's perfect
Kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat
Perempuan akan cakap: Memang.... muka pun macam pecah rumah!

Kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu
Perempuan akan cakap: Wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!
Kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu
Perempuan akan kata: Entah2 kawan dia...

Kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik
Perempuan akan kata: Sepadan sangat...
Kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik
Perempuan akan kata: Mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!



Kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih
Perempuan akan kata: Jangan sedih, kan saya ada..
Kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih
Perempuan akan kata: ...(diam aja tak mengundang)...

Kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang
Perempuan akan cakap: Perasaannya halus ... Penuh kasih sayang
Kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang
Perempuan akan cakap: Sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi...

Kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar
Perempuan akan cakap: Pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar
Kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar
Perempuan akan kata: Tak sanggup melihat hasilnya ya?...



Kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
Perempuan akan cakap: Ini barulah lelaki gentlemen
Kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
Perempuan akan cakap: Naluri pembantu, memang begitu....

Kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati
Perempuan akan cakap: Let me be your shoulder to cry on
Kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati
Perempuan akan kata: Kuat nangis!! Lelaki ke bukan ni?

Daughter problems

Life can be pretty daunting and also confusing. I don’t know why but my eldest daughter has been pretty annoying to the point I feel like calling her my mother!!! For heaven’s sake.. I am 34 years old and she is 14. I am working my ass off supporting the family and so on. She just comes for a visit and she acts like she is the hostess and I’m a visitor from Mars who don’t know my way around the LRT or Monorail and such. She tries her best to mother me and my younger daughter, her younger sister and ask me again how I do not find that annoying. Even my dear MIL cannot stand that.
She likes to boss people around but take offence when people tell her off about something or other. And she really practices freedom of speech gossiping or shooting her mouth off just anyone she feels like.
I have tried advising her on that but however, it does not seem to be getting into her thick skull. Worse still, she is kinda self destructive like me, with a tendency to self harm, though I really DO NOT understand how she can be that. Yes, granted, I am one of those who self harm or self wound myself when I am under too much stress or have too much anger until I do not know what to do. I have that “condition” or problem since I was a teenager but with good reason. I am not proud of it but well, I was a victim of child abuse, sexual abuse and neglect, had nobody at all to turn to and it was my escapism from the inner pain.
I used to scratch myself on the arms or thighs with keys, scissors until I drew a little blood… not much but just painful enough for me to start focusing on the outer pain. I used to bang my head on the wall, I also strangled myself with a scarf or ribbon a few times to lose consciousness until I came to maybe 10-15 minutes later, and I even took numerous paracematamol and other medication I get my hands on only to throw up and get a tummy ache. It helped me get through inner pain when it got too much for me to handle.
As for my daughter, I really do not understand how she came to be that way as she has a brother, a father, grandparents who practically dote on her and even me, my husband and all, unlike me who really had no one to turn to at all, being an only kid.
I really do not know how to advice her or teach her as whatever ‘teaching’ I want to do, she would turn on me with a saccharine sweet ‘yes mummy’ that you know she does not mean. I am so at a loss as to how to handle her. All she knows is to threaten me with well, I can go back to my father’s place earlier and so on and in meantime the rift between us gets bigger and deeper. I find myself really at a loss when it comes to trying to bridge that gap between us that is forever widening, and every time I see her she gets more and more a stranger I no longer know. I wonder how it came to be that way but well, what is done is done, she probably blames me for a lot of things and I do not know how to get close to her..
She will always be my daughter but the closeness between my eldest daughter and myself can never be like the natural closeness between my youngest daughter and myself.. the years had made it that way, along with her rebelliousness and stubborn set of ways and well… I don’t want to feel guilty but I do, but I know what I did all those years ago was my only option as I had to provide my children with security and a home filled with love instead of taking them to the great unknown with me being homeless, jobless and had nobody for myself as well.. many people probably do not understand and think that I am a bad mother for ‘abandoning’ my children, and hell, my eldest daughter probably think the same about me but to me, it was a necessary sacrifice for their wellbeing I had to make…
Now if only I know how to handle my daughter and advice her the best I can…. Anyone , help?????